Lola Consuelos' bazookas

May 2024 · 5 minute read

Holy fucking shit. We're talking JUGS here, folks. She could actually use them boobies as a weapon.

They look totally inflated. Like a stack of shelves. Imagine how big they'd be if she got milk in them. She could start up her own dairy company. Or feed half the population in some third world country.

If those fun bags continue to grow, she'll soon need breast reduction surgery.

Kelly's ironing board titties are just pathetic in comparison. You for sure know she's seething. Why can't she just get implants? No way Mark is satisfied with those depressing looking lady outgrowths. But if he's not fucking her, there's really no problem, right?

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by Anonymousreply 45February 7, 2021 8:46 PM

She needs breast reduction. I bet her back is in a lot of pain from those.

by Anonymousreply 1February 6, 2021 3:52 AM

They're literally bigger than Kelly's face.

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by Anonymousreply 2February 6, 2021 4:04 AM

I think they're marvelous, but a little too small. One wants to look feminine.

by Anonymousreply 3February 6, 2021 4:11 AM

Lola needs to wear a blazer.

by Anonymousreply 4February 6, 2021 4:15 AM

Kelly has nipple hardons in that pic.

by Anonymousreply 6February 6, 2021 4:26 AM

[quote] Holy fucking shit

You sound jealous. OP.

by Anonymousreply 7February 6, 2021 4:57 AM

Who's that cookie smelling dude next to Lola? Her brother?

by Anonymousreply 8February 6, 2021 5:17 AM

JFC.

This is a prime example of how out of touch people in entertainment and their STANS, have lost touch with reality.

The daughter has a normal body of a normal girl her age. She is not anorexic, nor is she fat or overweight at all. She’1/2 Hispanic, she’s curvy and has big boobs.

BFD. This is the typical body type of 60 percent of Latinas, and there’s nothing wrong with it. I’d take those boobs over Kelly’s “slim and toned” physique, any day of the week.

What normal women look like, dudes.

by Anonymousreply 9February 6, 2021 5:38 AM

No, R9, her breasts are far too big for her body. It's not a sexual issue or body shaming; the poor girl is going to have the posture of a boiled shrimp by the time she's 25. I'm sure she's miserable having to lug those puppies around every day.

by Anonymousreply 10February 6, 2021 6:14 AM

That whole family looks gay, Gay, GAY!

by Anonymousreply 11February 6, 2021 6:38 AM

Agreed, r11. They all look gay, with the exception of Kelly. She doesn’t seem to fit in.

by Anonymousreply 12February 6, 2021 6:44 AM

Is it possible she got implants.

by Anonymousreply 13February 6, 2021 6:48 AM

omg what a fug family, each child from a diffrent man?

by Anonymousreply 15February 6, 2021 6:58 AM

Fug, r15? You must be a Beckham, TRULY fug.

No, r13. Lola does not have implants. But her mother does, relatively unimpressive as they are. Kelly is way too anorexic to have any mammary tissue.

by Anonymousreply 16February 6, 2021 7:02 AM

R9, Lola's physique is not "normal" if you mean common! But it is all natural.

by Anonymousreply 17February 6, 2021 7:04 AM

Actress and male stripper offspring.

by Anonymousreply 18February 6, 2021 7:04 AM

That pic is odd. Seems everyone is thinking something different.

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by Anonymousreply 20February 6, 2021 9:16 PM

Someone needs to tell Kelly to wear a fucking bra in front of her children.

by Anonymousreply 21February 6, 2021 11:09 PM

Wasn’t Kelly a bit chubby when she started on AMC? She does a lot to maintain her emaciated look.

by Anonymousreply 22February 6, 2021 11:12 PM

Kelly is either jealous or disgusting. Nothing in between.

by Anonymousreply 23February 6, 2021 11:13 PM

Lola is half Italian, quarter Hispanic, and a quarter Irish. Of course she is stacked.

by Anonymousreply 25February 6, 2021 11:16 PM

Lola will not be joining my committee!

by Anonymousreply 27February 7, 2021 12:26 AM

Damn. Looks like the manta ray that killed Papa stung Bindi's bazooms.

by Anonymousreply 28February 7, 2021 3:10 AM

That pic must be several years old now. Joaquin is all grown up, a dazzling twink in a wrestling singlet.

by Anonymousreply 29February 7, 2021 3:17 AM

Mark's mother is Italian and father is Mexican. Kelly is mostly Italian and a little Irish. So the family is a big mixture.

by Anonymousreply 30February 7, 2021 3:40 AM

I bet Kelly secretly is ashamed of how "fat" are daughter is.

by Anonymousreply 31February 7, 2021 7:22 AM

It's a strange phenomenon R31, where an anorexic hag like Kelly Ripa has a full-figured daughter.

I think that Kelly eats vicariously through Lola.

by Anonymousreply 32February 7, 2021 1:19 PM

In some parts of Hispanic America, "Lolas" are just another name for "boobs"

by Anonymousreply 33February 7, 2021 2:27 PM

She looks nothing like Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 34February 7, 2021 2:31 PM

Kelly looks like a little girl, next to her daughter.

by Anonymousreply 35February 7, 2021 3:12 PM

The son looks like he fell out of the retard tree and hit every branch on the way down.

by Anonymousreply 36February 7, 2021 3:29 PM

Nothing good can come of naming a child Lola.

by Anonymousreply 37February 7, 2021 6:54 PM

Lola has a bright future in the film industry

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by Anonymousreply 38February 7, 2021 7:47 PM

A woman I used to work with said that all these girls have huge boobs now because of the hormones in chicken. I don't agree or disagree, but it's a theory.

by Anonymousreply 39February 7, 2021 8:29 PM

Well, today's chickens Do have luscious boobs.

by Anonymousreply 40February 7, 2021 8:32 PM

She'd make MILLIONS if she made an onlyfans

by Anonymousreply 41February 7, 2021 8:41 PM

Chicken breast is very popular..

by Anonymousreply 42February 7, 2021 8:43 PM

R2 good god, they’re ginormous. Some dude could literally die trying to motorboat them.

by Anonymousreply 45February 7, 2021 8:46 PM

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